Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

She’s just the sun.”

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

kaminaaaa:

say what you want about deviantart but that notification system that alerts you when a user you watch changes their name is the greatest thing and tumblr would heavily benefit from having such a feature because i don’t know who the fuck half of you are

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

telapathetic:

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

hi disapointed in you, im dad

hobbitofunseenhogwarts:

Behind An Unexpected Journey: The kickass hobbit lady who stole the show behind the scenes.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Some people handle floods better than others.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Some people handle floods better than others.

how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

mistak3:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Him