December 2011
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Reblog if you understand.
busha-bawlins:
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gekkoukanhigh:
what missing e
i don’t s a missing e
wait whr ar my ’s
whr did thy go
Weltschmerz: OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST WRITE. →
deanwinchesterinyourpants:
cute-stuff-bart:
thecultofcraze:
blaine-the-barista:
If there was one thing Tumblr hated, it was Missing-E.
It had all started a few years ago, when Chrome had started getting popular in class and Explorer had become outcast. Tumblr had been in a relationship with Firefox at the time, not caring where his browsers were located, as long as people kept...
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i love my friends. i just really do.
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i just had the nicest dream
and i woke up feeling as if i were lying in his arms and decided that that was the best place in the world and that i would probably love him forever and that i know we never say ever but ah who am i kidding.
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things i need to do more
make art
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
Doctor Who jokes are timeless.
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“When a young person is moved by a passion and feels compelled to go on this sort...”
– Jon Krakauer (via accidentalism)
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3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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“It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so...”
– J.K. Rowling (submitted by lostinthisdisguise)
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
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“These woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles...”
– Robert Frost (via hangama)
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I feel nostalgic for a place I've never been to.
kristinamarie:
loveanddrevenge: Sea Of Love-Cat...
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“If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.”
– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via peacelovemusicfaith)
“In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.”
– Coco Chanel
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“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does...”
– Maya Angelou (via accidentalism)
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mel: tell me a story
vince: really
mel: yes
mel: i need distraction
vince: distraction from?
mel: life
“Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call, go after her,...”
– Unknown (via lu-ella)
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thesulfurandthesea:
if you picked any moment of time between like 5th grade and an hour ago it could probably be classified as an embarrassing moment because my whole life is a joke
yup yup pretty much yes hi hello
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gandalf: alright frodo, so i've just rode to minas tirith and back to come back here and check if your ring is the one ring, so lemme just... yep, that's the one ring alright.
frodo: oh well... that sucks.
gandalf: i know, right? ahahaha... ah well, guess you're going to have to take it all the way to mordor!
frodo: mordor... as in... the place just down the road from Minas Tirith
gandalf: yep
frodo: as in the place you just went to
gandalf: yeeeeep
frodo: the place you rode to and from just to check if this was the one ring
gandalf: that's about the size of it
frodo: did it... did it never occur to you to TAKE the ring there?
gandalf: ...w...what?
frodo: you're on the doorstep of the place you needed to take it to anyway, so why didn't you just... take the ring... read some scrolls... check if it was the one ring... and then pop off down to mordor?
gandalf: well... because...
frodo: instead, you're going to make me, a prepubescent 3 foot tall prick, take the ring, ON FOOT, all the way across the continent
gandalf: well... yes?
frodo: and how did you get there and back so quickly?
gandalf: i... i had shadowfax...
frodo: and were you going to let me ride him at all? because it might help. it might help a lot gandalf.
gandalf: but... he's... kind of my horse...
frodo: no. no, you know what, fuck this. i quit. i quit.
