remember i think cyril and i became bffs when we realized we both loved p!atd

kellitheejamespotter:

I swore to Joanna that I would buy this book for her almost-baby.

my german teacher talked to me for half an hour and i was late for drama class because he needed to tell me that he was so sorry he had to give me such a bad grade and he just kept talking and talking saying i have too much imagination for the world and GOD i was like just give me my grade can i leave now omg turned out to be like an A like seriously what is wrong with you

mercuryarms:

his face hahaaaa

mercuryarms:

his face hahaaaa

  • judge: so why did you do it?
  • serial killer: YOLO!
  • jury: well he has a valid point
  • judge: case solved, defendant found not guilty because of yolo

i just found the best lotr audio book
go ahead
say it
say it
cheater

the most annoying thing though is
that kid is gonna go far
you can tell
but no one’s gonna believe me because no one can stand him more than five minutes
and that’s a record